Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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