I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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