whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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