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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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