You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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