they need to just BURY HIM!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
