Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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