Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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