Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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