I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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