I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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