i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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