you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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