I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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