new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
even my farts smell like vagina
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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