Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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