Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize