Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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