i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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