I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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