their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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