there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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