You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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