You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
