How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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