Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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