kristin has been a bad kristin
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Randomize