Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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