I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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