I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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