what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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