I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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