The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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