Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I looked at my own cervix.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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