Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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