Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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