Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
