I didn't shave. On purpose
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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