No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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