so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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