so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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