I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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