I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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