Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
ok first of all what the fuck
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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