He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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