I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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