I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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