you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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