wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
