I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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