i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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