you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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