spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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