He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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