its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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