Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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